Sunday, March 14, 2010
When I feel wild I break all the rules. I like to stand backwards on escalators and I have been known to enter through the “exit only” door at the grocery store. Sometimes, on days that I am feeling extra crazy, I ignore the experts and chew my food only 38 times before swallowing instead of the recommended 40. I wear my sneakers with out socks. When I feel wild, I don’t dot my “I”s and I place my commas where I please. The laws of grammar do not apply to me. I eat dessert before my dinner and every once in a while I don’t stop for 2 full seconds at a stop sign. I stand in front of the microwave and I hog all of the blankets.
Posted by Professional Freakshow in Heels at 12:25 PM